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Now that you've met Rick (and I sincerely hope you gave his tour stop the full twenty or thirty seconds it deserved), let's move on to a more appealing topic - me. (Ed. update: The pictures here are so ancient I don't know where to start. I can at least safely say there's not a piece of clothing shown that I still fit in.)




As you can see, I am a fun-loving and playful cat, not above climbing through a tunnel of coat hangers or chasing the occaisional bird. As I have Rick to take care of most of my earthly needs (except, of course, the need for intelligent discourse), and I've got him to the point where he can pretty much run the web page himself, I've got plenty of time to indulge my capricious nature.

However, some of you cats just can't take a hint. I don't mind the primates that write Rick or stop by to see him, but I simply don't have time to accept feline visitors! Living a life of sybaritic pleasure and sleeping 18 hours a day doesn't leave me much time to chit-chat. So don't drop by - unless you want a taste of this...




This picture shows me meeting my last uninvited guest in the stairwell of my apartment. When Miss Boots would not take "no" for an answer, I was forced (pow!) to unleash a devastating left paw (claws retracted, of course) on her. I followed up with a flurry of jabs (pam! zap! boom!), and continued with a number of back kicks (wap! wappita! wap!).

Oh, the exhilaration! The rush of battle! I leap! I pounce! I trash and spin! Pow! Bop! Crash! Meerrrorrrowwwwowwowwwwww!!!




(ahem) Excuse me. I, ummm, got caught up in the moment there. Anyway, as you can see, my prospective visitor was soon toppled by my might and skill and beat a hasty retreat. Let that be a lesson to you all...you have been warned.


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