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Ah, I see you've managed to click on the proper picture. Not bad for a primate - although I'll wager some of you are still back on the first page, frantically clicking on one of the full-sized pictures of me.

Now that you've demonstrated higher brain functions, let's take a look at the guy who, under my

direction, does most of the grunt work on the web site - Rick Wyatt.




This is a picture of Rick about three years back when he was still skinny and virile. At this time, his chores aside from catering to my every whim pretty much consisted of transporting me wherever I wanted to go by carrying me around on his head. Once I realized that behind that simpleton's smile lurked the brain of, well, a simpleton - but a clever simpleton, one that could be trained to perform simple tasks, I began assigning him more difficult duties.

The result, after years of often frustrating training, is that Rick can now be trusted to run a full computer system, complete with printer and scanner. He can even update web pages with little direction from me (aside from any creative input, which I of course must provide). (Ed. update: Shirt gone. Cow sign gone. Rick 40 lbs heavier.)




As you can see from this picture, taken but a month or so ago, Rick has grown fat and content on my largesse. He is pictured here with his girlfriend Kristin. (Ed. update: Jacket gone. Girlfriend is now wife, thankyouverymuch.)


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