Ed. note, 1998: I'm leaving this up since the cat
fans seem to enjoy it, but bear in mind that I've moved 5 times since
this was written so the pics are a little out of date. I'll annotate
the text with changes for you in an attempt to update things, but otherwise
-- Caveat browsor.
Greetings, gentlefolk, and welcome to Webderland's Virtual Tour. I am
Toonces, ostensibly Rick's cat and in truth the driving force behind
Ellison Webderland. (Ed. update: Toonces replaced
with a 180-lb Mastiff - Toonces now lives with
Rick's mother in Little Rock, Arkansas.)
In this presentation, I hope to acquaint you with the sentients responsible
for the maintenance of Webderland's many facets, and to give you a brief
tour of the environs in which Webderland is created.
As a start, the above picture is a portrait of my stunning self. To
my right you can see the monitor that Rick stares at for hours on end
while slaving away for me on the web site. Below me is the keyboard
he places in his lap while typing line after line of HTML. I have to
be cautious around the keyboard, he is not too careful when eating over
it... (Ed. update: Monitor replaced with bigger model.
Desk, bulletin board, and trackball gone. Glass replaced with wedding
Now that you are familiar with my face (and what else could be important?),
let us proceed. Click on my profile below to continue. (Ed.
update: Nothing in this picture is in my life anymore.)
the Virtual Tour