Worst Fight Scene Ever!

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Chuck Messer
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Worst Fight Scene Ever!

Postby Chuck Messer » Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:40 am

Oh sure, there are plenty of contenders, but this one from a Cynthia Rothrock martial arts film titled Undefeatable is at or near the top.


This scene practically riffs itself, MST3K style:

Don't tell me, let me guess...HE's the bad guy, right?

LOVE the acting here. Take THAT, Laurence Olivier!

Look to the left, look to the right, rip off your shirt, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

LOVE the taut, David Mametian dialogue:

Cynthia Rothrock walks into a bar...
The bartender says...
"Why the long face?"

Then she stomps the shit out of him.

Eewww. Grody jody. Just call him Popeye.

This guy must be some kind of superman. Two against one and fighting with one hand, and he's still kicking ass!

Damn. This guy's losing simply because he's accident prone.

THAT is your parting shot? Ed Wood could have written a better line after downing half a bottle of Imperial Whiskey.

Yeah, I know, I've got a little too much time on my hands. No plans tonight. Still, enjoy!

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Re: Worst Fight Scene Ever!

Postby Tony Rabig » Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:38 pm

Dear God in Heaven, Chuck, that's awful. But at least they actually did a fight scene. My candidate is the hand-to-hand slugfest at the end of a Sci-Fi or SyFy or whatever-the-bleep they're calling themselves this week channel movie called Heatstroke. It seems to go on forever, and appears to be just the same couple of moves shot from different angles and strung together. Unbelievably laughable even for a SyFy Channel picture. Probably helps to have several beers before seeing the movie...


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