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Postby Jan » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:49 am

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I'm the dude walking through the picture. Dunno what to tell you about me but still here. My old intro was getting a bit too old. I moderate SPIDER and you better contribute, or else I'll think of something really bad and painful.

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Postby Moderator » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:03 am

AND Jan's Mad Eurocentric Music Thread!

And, for the record, that's the most casually attired any of us have ever seen Jan (pronounced Yon for the less Euro-skilled linguists out there). He's usually much more dapper. (He is, really, check out his Facebook site.)

Welcome back from the African trip, Jan.
- I love to find adventure. All I need is a change of clothes, my Nikon, an open mind and a strong cup of coffee.

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:46 pm

Jan wears Spongebob panties. Barber told me.

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Postby Jan » Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:18 pm

Barber, it's all costumes and posing with an empty soul underneath. Why should I not admit it. I never could fool you guys. That goes for the panties too.

I've been trying to think of something to tell you about Africa, that great mysterious continent. But greater men have said what needs to be said, so I refer you to this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyzTI0M8eo

Americans quite correctly call me John but I did try to make it more difficult for Steve. Yon is bad Japanese.
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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:40 pm

Also, Jan is a MAD partygoer and manages to maintain his composure whether it's in a room full of socially-challenged MENSA folks (no offense meant to non-socially challenged MENSA folks) or at the crazy BURNING MAN after-party!

He's also a lot of fun at Mad Hatter Tea Parties.

P.S. Lori and I really are squaring off over Frank. We've set a date for the fight.
Gloves are off. Spike heels, garter belts, and cone bras are on. You're all forewarned.

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Postby FrankChurch » Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:44 pm

I will be looking in through a one way mirror.

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Postby Jan » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:52 pm

Frank didn't get it, you should repeat in bold print.

I manage to keep my composure at almost any party but they all leave internal scars. Tea makes me fun to be with until the caffeine wears off.


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Postby Jan » Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:26 pm

Oops, Frank did get it, it was I who didn't get it. I thought you both wanted to beat up Frank. That made more sense to me. :oops:




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Postby Jan » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:21 am

A series of Knight Rider overdubs I did in 2006 with a cheapo microphone. I had to record each line a gazillion times (it seemed) for technical reasons. I wanted to do more but I think I did enough damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ6BRUBBl4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79UbhIVoSw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6pKzNZAKhM

(Sorry if they offend Frank's sensibilities.)

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:30 pm

Jan, that girl drinking something in that pic--man, she's smokin. Get her number for me. hehe.

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:34 pm

I heard German women are easy. Wink.

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Postby Jan » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:51 pm

>>she's smokin.
Yep, I tried to make her sound more sexy.

>>Get her number for me. hehe.
She's probably 75 now, Frank.
Her imdb number is 0533378.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0533378/

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:19 pm

Lori and I really are squaring off over Frank. We've set a date for the fight.
Gloves are off. Spike heels, garter belts, and cone bras are on. You're all forewarned.


That's right Gwennie! And when I get done with you there won't be enough to cremate, so hope you don't mind being tossed overboard from a Blue and Gold Fleet boat somewhere around Alcatraz!

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:18 pm

Oh Lori,
Check out our other thread.... he he he :twisted:
Sweet, innocent, pastoral and pacific Jan shouldn't be sexposed to our antics on his thread. Besides, I've already dragged him to a Burning Man costume party where I took my top off and danced. :twisted:
Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth...
(and that's about the only thing that won't!!! :D )

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Postby Jan » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:33 am

I think Frank is just playing the two of you. Grow up. He even asked me for an actress' number right there.


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