The Good News Thread

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby FrankChurch » Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:36 pm

Don't forget how crack cocaine abuse gets started.

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby diane bartels » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:50 am

I'm working on words that rhyme with Chuck. Then I shall respond.

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby diane bartels » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:50 am

I'm working on words that rhyme with Chuck. Then I shall respond.

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby diane bartels » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:52 am

So far: There once was a guy named Chuck,
He had great deal of good luck,
One day he did try
to cheer up his friend Di -

And there my creativity gives out.

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby diane bartels » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:52 am

So far: There once was a guy named Chuck,
He had great deal of good luck,
One day he did try
to cheer up his friend Di -

And there my creativity gives out.

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby Mark Tiedemann » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:29 am

diane bartels wrote:So far: There once was a guy named Chuck,
He had great deal of good luck,
One day he did try
to cheer up his friend Di -

And there my creativity gives out.



There once was a man name of Messer
With luck rather greater than lesser
One day he did try
To cheer his friend Di
And failed to fail to impress her

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby FrankChurch » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:46 am

You pc motherfuckers. lol

Messer, whom we know as Chuck
Lives to watch the chipmunks fuck
Deals in the world of trash
And voids of assholes with little cash
But at least he knows Colorado doesn't suck

:lol:

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby Steve Evil » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:49 am

What, no duck?

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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby Moderator » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:55 am

Steve Evil wrote:What, no duck?


We ate that for Christmas.
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Re: The Good News Thread

Postby Chuck Messer » Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:31 pm

There once was a fellow named Chuck,
He had great deal of good luck,
One day he did try
to cheer up his friend Di -
with a limerick, and foam rubber duck.

Dr. Evil: I gotcher duck, right here muthafucka.

Diane: you're getting there.

Franklin: alas, my compadre, you do not understand the simple elegance that is the limerick. I'm still a newbie myself. Somehow, I knew the word fuck would come up. Hey, it's an easy rhyme.

Chuck
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