Lori Koonce wrote:Stevie B: I'll find one who has a trust fund and the ability to make bio-jet fuel and make sure they hunt you down to the ends of the earth if necessary. But, if you buy a redwood sapling and plant it somewhere in the LA basin, all will be forgiven!
George (my next-door neighbor): "Steve, I see you planted a new tree in the back yard."
Steve: "Yeah, George. It's a cool tree from the northern coast. A friend suggested it."2020
George: "Steve, couldn't help but note that tree is really getting big. Looks beautiful."
Steve: "Yeah. It's striking, isn't it?"2030
George: "Steve, any chance you're going to trim that tree? It's been months since we saw the sun."
Steve: "Well, um, I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out what to do with what's left of the patio."2040
George Jr.: "Um, Mr. Barber, I love the tree, but seriously. The airport is having to divert flights."
Steve Jr.: "Yeah, understood Mr. Tate. I'm still trying to work out how to free the 737 caught in the upper branches. JetBlue isn't very happy."2050
George Jr.: "Steve, please. Keep your half of the fence on YOUR side of the yard."
Steve Jr.: "George, I don't HAVE a yard to keep it in!"2060
George III: "Sonuvagun. I wouldn't a thought you could hit the freeway from here."
Steve III: "George. Give me the pruning shears. Now."2061
George III: "Steve, gotta tell you. Love the new deck. Redwood is such a beautiful wood."
Steve III: "Yeah, love yours as well. Smell the smoke? That's from the Bauer's house. Redwood burns beautifully, too."
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