Frank Church Has Won MY Heart and You Can't Have Him LORI!!!

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:38 pm

You guys forget, I have one of those one-way windows. I can see the entire thing in relative safety. hehe.

These ladies even scared Rob away. haha.

I'll be the best man at their wedding if need be. Gawk.

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Postby Moderator » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:46 pm

FrankChurch wrote: I'll be the best man at their wedding if need be. Gawk.



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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:48 pm

You and Cris up for the group orgy after? haha

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:52 pm

Calm yourself boys

Wile me and Gwyn and I may be easy we aren't cheep

you'll both have to pony up some cash, say about twenty for each of us if you want in on this debauched celebration!

Now the payment dosen't have to be cash, I'll settle for seeing both of you in leather G-strings in blackmailable poses.

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Postby paul » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:55 pm

That may have been the longest, uninterrupted thread in the history of this board. Well done. Now we know what shuts these logical, sensitive, erudite Men of Ellison up- Pleasantly Perfect Noir Smut Tales From Beyond.

Maybe collaboration works better than the straight narrative (your Adults Only Thread). Eh?! Uh?! Get it?!?! Collaboration?!?!? Moving along now....
The medium is the message.

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:58 pm

I thought you loved me!!

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:59 pm

Barber wrote:
FrankChurch wrote: I'll be the best man at their wedding if need be. Gawk.



Second

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Steve

If you're willing to be my Person of Honor, You've got a job. '

Gwyn is the butch here, so she gets to have the best man

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The Wedding...

Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:10 pm

I can just picture it now, Frankie 'n' Steve...

Lori's and my ex-boyfriends in the front 7 pews, wearing sackcloth and ashes, weeping and gnashing their teeth and flagellating themselves with long-stemmed red roses...for their loss.

The guests on the brides' side of the aisle all dressed for Carnevale in Venice, wearing Bendo masks, papier mache masks, carved African fertility masks...
mirrored masks, domino masks and full-face...

Oh yeah, and the men are all in white tie, the women are nude except for flowers and feathers in their hair and high heels.

Lori and I are preceded down the aisle by a very large Maine Coon Cat (genetically engineered to be black) carrying a scarlet pillow with the rings.

The San Francisco Dykes on Bikes rev their engines and zoom up the aisle after the non-plussed cat. They screech to a stop in perfect chevron formation and whip out an honor guard arch of dildos that we march proudly under.

The brides are wearing...well let's just leave that up to the group for suggestions...we haven't decided yet...still searching for the perfect ensemble...

(BTW, since my dad is dead, and Lori's has just disowned her, um...you guys are now on the hook for paying for this extravaganza...! :) )
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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:13 pm

Oh, yes, we still LOVE you, Frankie, After all, you are Unitarian Universalist, right. So you can officiate at the wedding yes? Or at least sing?

Prince's Erotic City seems like a good choice here.
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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:14 pm

FrankChurch wrote:I thought you loved me!!


Until you actually let us know who you thought loved you, we can't exactly begin to make you feel the love that both Gwyn and I have pulsing thru our loins for you Dear one

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:53 pm

"Gonna fuck until the dawn. Makin love till cherry gone..."

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:30 pm

Frank, ARE you the Frank Forrester Church who could officiate at our wedding?
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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:32 pm

Mom knows all about your books and FREAKED when I told her what Lori and I did. She's a U.U.
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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:38 pm

I do admire him. But you scare me. hehe.


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