Frank Church Has Won MY Heart and You Can't Have Him LORI!!!

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Postby FrankChurch » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:44 pm

We will have Barber film it. We will make many dollars in the porn industry. haha.

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:13 pm

FrankChurch wrote:We will have Barber film it. We will make many dollars in the porn industry. haha.


Seems like the fight is still on:

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Lori and I really are squaring off over Frank. We've set a date for the fight.
Gloves are off. Spike heels, garter belts, and cone bras are on. You're all forewarned.


That's right Gwennie! And when I get done with you there won't be enough to cremate, so hope you don't mind being tossed overboard from a Blue and Gold Fleet boat somewhere around Alcatraz!


OTAY!! Lori, I'm not ready to join the Poseidon Society just yet, so, ahem, SLAVE GIRL!!! Better get that red shirt back on and I'll get the bunny flogger.

Oh, um and er, Franklin, you wouldn't mind wearing this orange dhoti, would you? and standing on this lucite ladder? He he he... :twisted:
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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:39 pm

Ma'am Capt. Ma'am

You shreded the only red shirt I own, so out of the kindness of your big heart, could I please have the money to replace it.

I promise that I'll do anything to Frank that you ask, and keep the bunnyfloggers in good repair for the favor.

yours most humbly

Slave Girl

PS. I'm free a week from this Saturday Frank, if you're willing to make the trip to Cali!

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Postby Moderator » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:05 pm

Bet that shirt would fetch a few bucks on eBay.
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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:30 pm

Man Barber
If you were only just a little bit closer, I'd gladly become the Happy homewrecker I've avoided all this time!!

:twisted:

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:17 pm

Barber wrote:Bet that shirt would fetch a few bucks on eBay.


So, Steve, are you up to filming this? Just point the camera up under that lucite ladder over there... yeah, the one Frank's heroically posing on...

SLAVE GIRL [tosses her another red shirt] MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

READY yourself to tie Franklin's dhoti to the lucite ladder!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am an Imperialistic, Capitalistic, Republican and YOU MUST now fluff out my BUNNY FLOGGER!!!!!

EVILGWYN!!!!
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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:48 pm

Catches Shirt

Ma'am Capt. Ma'am

Shouldn't I keep the shirt off? After all this is a porno we are filming!

*grabbing a bunny flogger and setting it with in easy reach*

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Postby Moderator » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:58 am

Lori Koonce wrote:Man Barber
If you were only just a little bit closer, I'd gladly become the Happy homewrecker I've avoided all this time!!

:twisted:


Happy to state that even your irresistible powers of persuasion are not up to the task.

But if anyone were...it would be you. (Or Gwyn.)


(Not Frank.) (Categorically.)


(Though a little Franky on the side never hurt anyone...)
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Postby FrankChurch » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:30 am

I hated to do it, but Harlan had to be schooled.

Barber, can I hide at your place?

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Postby Chuck Messer » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:26 pm

Relax, Frank my good lad, Harlan enjoys a good argument. The only probem over at the Pav is the risk of the issue being run into the ground, people saying the same damn thing over and over, getting impatient with those who 'just don't seem to get it', then it gets flame-y and boring and it's all hot and it hurts and stuff and we're all tasing metal.

That's what the forums are for.

Harlan will not be showing up at your door anytime soon.

Lori and Gwynn, though...

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Postby Moderator » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:50 pm

FrankChurch wrote:I hated to do it, but Harlan had to be schooled.

Barber, can I hide at your place?


Frank, don't know how to tell you this, but that spanking you got yesterday wasn't Lori. Or Gwyn.

And yes, my video cam is all set and ready to go -- just need a blank tape...
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Postby FrankChurch » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:59 pm

Part one will be a tub scene, you always have to have a hot, steamy bath scene. Gwynnie and Lori will go at it first, while I knock on the front door, delivering a Christmas fruit case--a few days too late.

Hot lady on lady action is not scary. Frank in the buff is.

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Postby FrankChurch » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:00 pm

Cake, not case. grrr.

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Postby Moderator » Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:16 pm

Oh good, that was gonna be a lot of fruit...
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Postby Lori Koonce » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:15 pm

FrankChurch wrote:Part one will be a tub scene, you always have to have a hot, steamy bath scene. Gwynnie and Lori will go at it first, while I knock on the front door, delivering a Christmas fruit case--a few days too late.

Hot lady on lady action is not scary. Frank in the buff is.
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Gwennie and I have just one phrase for ya Frank, well actually two.

First of all WE get to decide if your are scary in the nude.

Second and most importantly, we live in San Francisco, so any and all girl on girl action is all right with the two of us!


One more thing, We do Live in Cereal City, the land of Fruit, Nuts and Flakes, so a little more fruit isn't gonna hurt either of us!


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