Frank Church Has Won MY Heart and You Can't Have Him LORI!!!

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Frank Church Has Won MY Heart and You Can't Have Him LORI!!!

Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:18 pm

BITCH!!! Don't you EVEN go there!

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:20 pm

Sorry honey...

The china pattern has been chosen.

Now all I have to do is figure out how to forge that man's Signature, and convince him that Chomsky will officiate the wedding.

Don't even think you're gonna be able to do better that that you little hussy!

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:23 pm

Lori,
Two words for you....

DEEP THROAT

and I'm not talking Watergate.

Signed,

Lil' Hussy

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:27 pm

That's quite all right Gwennie


He's gotta be big enough to choke a horse, what makes you think you can handle a man like him.

While you are recouperating I'll be there to give him comfort, there by making sure he'll be mine for life!

Top that ya little scuzz bucket!

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:32 pm

Hey BEEEEEE-YATCH!!!

I was born in 1966...I'm a TRIPLE FIRE HORSE....

I can take the "choke a horse" times THREE!

HEY, can you put your feet behind your neck!

Take THAT YOU, YOU, Blond freshman in your 4th year at UCSF!!!!!

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:36 pm

Bring it on you fake brunette

Did you know that I can not only put my feet behind neck, but I can put the top of my feet flat on the ground...

And to top it all off, I can take Frank to Marin City for a hot tub party and make it worth his while. I can hold my breath for almost 2 minutes ya know!!

Just what can you do that is any better that that?

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:39 pm

Fake Brunette my pussy! I'll bet you my clit ring that you can't breathe through your ears!

Ha! My S.E.A.L. survival training wins out over sheer sluttiness every time!

I'll bet you didn't know that I went through Bryn Mawr on ROTC!

Humph!

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:41 pm

You wore a uniform?

OMG, I bet you looked really good in your dress blues.....

Did I mention that I've got a serious thing for current and former Naval officers?

So, tell me, do you still fit in that uniform?

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:42 pm

Of course I do!

you want me to try it on for you?...

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:43 pm

*momenterally forgetting how to swallow*

Mine If I come over tonight? It would only take me an hour to get to you....

and promise me that you'll wear something silky and black under that thing please!!!

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:44 pm

I might...If you beg me...

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:46 pm

rapidly falling to knees

Oh dear mistress, please grant this worm of a woman the wonderful blessing of being in your strict yet loving presence.

I know that I've yet to do anything to deserve such treatment, but please allow me to show you my worthiness.

I will bring the implements of my own pain, and allow them to be used by you in what ever manner you in your wisdom see fit.

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:48 pm

YES! My slave, you shall do my bidding!

Bring me the BUNNY FLOGGER AND I SHALL APPLY IT TO YOU AS I SEE FIT!

MUAAA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!

Just promise me that you will address me as CAPTAIN GWYNETH T. KIRK!


KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Lori Koonce » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:51 pm

Capt. Gwen

I mean no disrespect, but I would like to know if you would prefer me in my Orion Slave girl Costume, of if you have another in mind

The bunny flogger is being fluffed and readied for your loving touch, as am I

Thanking you in advance

Lori the Red Shirt

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Postby Gwyneth M905 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:54 pm

that's Captain GWYNETH to you, slave girl, and DON't you forget it!!!

YES! Red Shirt, wholesome, muscular, All-American, and easily dispendable...
or at least, no one will care when they hear your screams!!!!!


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