Goddamnit, Steve. I thought I had a bitch of a year. I hope the job and personal health issues are straightened out and pronto.
And now, to distract Steve and all of us from the shitrain storm that is 2010, here are some jokes and links to funny stuff:
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
And for shits and giggles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJPUfJ1D5okhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KzxEm5v ... re=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0xollWZ9Bo
Think of these as a massive humor broadside against this vale of tears.
Some people are wedded to their ideology the way nuns are wed to God.