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by LarryF
Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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The Holier, The Hornier

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm In an HBO documentary by Alexandra Pelosi (daughter of Nancy), a recently fallen angel named Ted Haggard says, "You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group." Furthermore, the ABC News story notes, "In the docu...
by LarryF
Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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Views: 32161

The Fab Five

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm My dinner companions? Let's see ... ELMER GANTRY: In the great holy-hollerin' tradition of Billy Sunday and Oral Roberts. Nothing like an honest con man. I still hope to start my own religion; so ... who better to advise me? MYRA BRECKINRIDGE: The camp v...
by LarryF
Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:57 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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Views: 32161

A Surging We Will Go

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Despite the fact that most of our military brass don't want additional troops thrown into the cauldron of Baghdad, and the fact that the Maliki puppet government doesn't want them, and the fact that many Republican senators and representatives are oppose...
by LarryF
Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:19 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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Views: 32161

Our Little Miss

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Cary: The title of the essay in question is "Our Little Miss," originally published "as an installment of THE GLASS TEAT, a column of opinion on television, in the LOS ANGELES FREE PRESS, copyright 1970 by Harlan Ellison." A quote: " ... the really sick ...
by LarryF
Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:57 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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Views: 32161

The Sharper the Better

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Allow me to add my voice to the chorus of Webderlander approbation regarding "Dreams With Sharp Teeth." I've got a good feeling about this, and, should the aforesaid make it to a silver screen here in the Holy Hinterlands, I will be the first in line to ...
by LarryF
Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
Replies: 0
Views: 32161

ASTOUNDERGASSED!

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm HARLAN: When I read your remarks about my recent post ("The Key to His Character") I couldn't have been more stunned had the Norman PD shot me with a Tazer. So ... Thank You! Your post made my day. Hell, it made my YEAR. To read it was such a MECHAIYEH! ...
by LarryF
Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:16 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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Views: 32161

The Key to His Character

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm James Palmer: Pat predicted that a tsunami would strike the US in 2006. According to the Associated Press, "Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction." Partly? You'd think a proph...
by LarryF
Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:33 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: January 2007
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God and Pat Have a Chat

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm For some reason, whenever God and Pat Robertson get together, the former becomes mighty talkative. Recently, those two had a chat and God told Pat that there would be a catastrophic terrorist attack on the US sometime after September of this year. The at...
by LarryF
Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:17 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
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Views: 28624

Memo to Karl Rove

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Karl, Okay, so we took a pounding in November. Okay, so things haven't exactly gone according to plan in Iraq. Okay, so the president is about as popular as a diagnosis of terminal cancer. This is no time to give up! Let the wimps in the "reality-based" ...
by LarryF
Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:32 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
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Views: 28624

Uncle Sam's Got the Urge for a Surge

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm After the mid-term elections President Bush saw the writing on the wall, and it read: "Surge to Victory!" So now the Powers That Be Insane are planning one last roll of the dice--which roll might very well lead to a Stalingrad-on-the-Tigris bloodbath. Pe...
by LarryF
Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
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Happy Heretics

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm I want to commend Josh's pal Brian Flemming for his documentary, "The God Who Wasn't There." It's humorous, irreverent and packs a lot of fascinating information into 62 minutes. My fellow Webderlanders, if you've got some fundamentalist Christian friend...
by LarryF
Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
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Views: 28624

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm While Peter Boyle didn't have the dashing good looks to be a Hollywood "star," he certainly had ample talent. I'd rate him right up there with the best character actors such as Harry Dean Stanton and the late Warren Oates. Here's a bit of trivia that som...
by LarryF
Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
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Views: 28624

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST ULULATE

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm I frequently read James Wolcott's VANITY FAIR blog, as he's an unabashed liberal and occasionally renders an amusing turn of phrase. I was surprised to see "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" atop one of his posts as, had I been in his Birkenstocks, I wo...
by LarryF
Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:24 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
Replies: 0
Views: 28624

My Six-Word Offering

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Okay, this is not, strictly speaking, science fiction; in fact, it's not even fiction; in fact, I didn't even write it. A drum roll, maestro: ta dum ta dum ta dum ... "It's bad in Iraq. That help?" --President George W. Bush, Press Conference, 12/7/06. I...
by LarryF
Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:04 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2006
Replies: 0
Views: 28624

Name: Larry Forrest Source: unca20070202.htm Carstonio: You took the words right out of my keyboard. I was also thinking of THE ESSENTIAL ELLISON as being a great book on which to take the oath. Of course, if a politician were suicidal, he or she could take the oath on Anton LaVey's THE SATANIC BIB...

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