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by Hathor
Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:17 pm
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: The Shadows of Eternity
Replies: 1163
Views: 176506

but only after drinking
by Hathor
Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: Pop Culture
Topic: Ooops! on eBay
Replies: 13
Views: 1851

AND it's a budget-busting nine dollars and forty-five cents! :lol:

Hmmm...I don't know...maybe if you throw in a tote bag and an Edward Gorey coffee mug...
by Hathor
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:32 pm
Forum: Pop Culture
Topic: Touristas
Replies: 5
Views: 1133

???????? I thought "turistas" was what happened when you drank the water. Is this one of those mistranslations where the Chevy Nova wouldn't go and the Ford Pinto meant "little dick"? :lol:
by Hathor
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: The Shadows of Eternity
Replies: 1163
Views: 176506

although he REALLY meant
by Hathor
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:24 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The X-Mas Spirit
Replies: 22
Views: 6240

DO-I need! To buy some beer RAY- The Man who sells me beer ME-The one who drinks the beer FA- A long long way for beer SO- I think I'll have a beer LA-...LA LA LA LA BEER! TEA- No thanks I'll have a beer Which is why I have no DOUGH! (Yes, we theater types not only break into song, but they're DRINK...
by Hathor
Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:52 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The X-Mas Spirit
Replies: 22
Views: 6240

Scream and yell like Michael Savage-
Fa-La-La-La-LA! LA LA LA LA!

Liberal ideals are ravaged-
Fa La La La LA! LA LA LA LA!

Gnash and growl like we have rabies-
Fa la LA la la LA la LA LA LA

Santa hates Red Doper Babies
Fa la la la LA- LA LA LA LAHHHH!
by Hathor
Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: Pop Culture
Topic: My god . . . Edible Shakespeare?
Replies: 14
Views: 1826

You know, when I ordered the Mock Turtle Soup, I-WHOA....! :oops:

Ermm..contrary to popular rumors AND that I'm considered a "CATCH" to the Birkenstock Bunch (don't ask why) I like a stem on my apple... :roll:
by Hathor
Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Your holiday present from Webderland
Replies: 6
Views: 1759

It was a process of attrition in a "Which A Movie Villian Are You?" site from "Back In Da Day". [No Longer Exists] One of the Questions was: "Could you make an explosive out of household items?" and "Could It Be Soap?" **I** ended up Tyler Durden from "Fi...
by Hathor
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:31 am
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: The Shadows of Eternity
Replies: 1163
Views: 176506

behind a cheese wheel
by Hathor
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:28 am
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: Does it hurt when you write?
Replies: 16
Views: 20734

Ben wrote: "A story can come piece-by-piece, or not at all" What I've always hated is the out of sequence flash of inspiration which makes absolutely no sense with what I'm trying to focus on. I'll be writing a linear moment while my head is constructing a situation ten years ahead of what...
by Hathor
Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:18 am
Forum: General
Topic: Your holiday present from Webderland
Replies: 6
Views: 1759

It might be a "gift" from an irate engineer with sentimental Radio Shack leanings. A "ticking" bomb is so '90's...
(Christ. THAT narrows it down to a dozen people. :twisted: )
by Hathor
Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Your holiday present from Webderland
Replies: 6
Views: 1759

Oh-ooo...er- then the box with the seeping dark stains and electrical smell is from someone else...no sud-den mOOOOvemennt.....
by Hathor
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: Does it hurt when you write?
Replies: 16
Views: 20734

Does it hurt to write? No. Does it hurt to READ what I write? Yes. All the time. A musician who has a bad open-mic night or an actor who KNOWS deep down they are blowing their part might be frustrated as hell, but get over it, and press on without a trace of the conflicting inner agony ever reaching...
by Hathor
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:35 am
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: The Shadows of Eternity
Replies: 1163
Views: 176506

"Delusions Of A Dragonslayer"
by Hathor
Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Pop Culture
Topic: James Bond?!!
Replies: 27
Views: 4886

Sometimes I think "Chitty Chitty-Bang Bang" could mislead people from Pacific cultures that they're getting a Bond novel...

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