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by Tim Raven
Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: General
Topic: THE PAVILION ANNEX
Replies: 9947
Views: 1159135

Re: THE PAVILION ANNEX

I have been plagued by thieves in the past. Stolen motorcycles, etc. If someone stole my words, I would cut their head off. No police.

Tim Raven
by Tim Raven
Thu May 05, 2011 12:02 am
Forum: General
Topic: Orange
Replies: 3
Views: 2133

Orange

A Diatribe in Orange

I am an Orange
Oh Yes I am
And it takes big Orange balls
To write a poem about Orange
Because no one
Right or Wrong
Can fucking rhyme the word Orange
Even on a good day
So go ahead
And fucking eat one
Instead

Tim Raven - May 4th, 2011
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:55 pm
Forum: General
Topic: THE PAVILION ANNEX
Replies: 9947
Views: 1159135

Re: THE PAVILION ANNEX

Harlan is feeling his oats, back to the Harlan we all know and love. You guys are getting upset over his mild admonishments? Shit, we all have had a cranky loved one who experienced a "fuck you all" kinda day, right? Love means forgiveness, Webderlanders. I was going to mention prancing, m...
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: THE PAVILION ANNEX
Replies: 9947
Views: 1159135

Re: THE PAVILION ANNEX

Triple and Quadruple POSTS! I'm shocked at the egregious rule breaking going on around here! All must be banned for eternity. I'm joking, of course. I'm even going to put a smiley on this one...

Here it is.

:shock:

Tim Raven
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:35 pm
Forum: General
Topic: THE PAVILION ANNEX
Replies: 9947
Views: 1159135

Re: THE PAVILION ANNEX

Wow. Some sensitive reactions in Webderland tonight!
It's exciting when bones start to rattle. They tend to shake off the cobwebs.

Tim Raven
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: THE PAVILION ANNEX
Replies: 9947
Views: 1159135

Re: THE PAVILION ANNEX

Diane, it is not a cop out to put something aside that you’ve been working on for a long time. It’s probably a good thing. Chase down every creative thought and write it immediately in your notebook lest it fly away forever. It's your world Diane; you are completely in charge of your own stuff. It’s...
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:07 am
Forum: General
Topic: Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2671

Re: Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kafkahead, my son, it was a yeoman’s effort. The most natural sounding writing effort of yours that I have read to date. Not stilted nor boring. See what an inspiration passion can be? I’m not kidding, very cool. Give me a moment; I need to wet my purple snorkel. Ahhhhhh, that’s much better! But nop...
by Tim Raven
Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:12 am
Forum: General
Topic: Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2671

Re: Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon Diane....use your imagination....*g*. Gimme something good. Anything good.
by Tim Raven
Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:59 am
Forum: The Moving Finger
Topic: Dark and Stormy
Replies: 12
Views: 12088

Re: Dark and Stormy

Jasper was twelve when he first Tilled his sister Maggie. “I love you, Jasper!” Maggie would whisper. “Happy Birthday, Jasper!” The Family would shout this silly chant every year on His Birthday. They would drink his blood and choke upon their own dust and drink rare wine, toasting to his fine flesh...
by Tim Raven
Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2671

Snik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what my Snik! is. What's yours? You first, motherfucker. Better Make it Good. Real Good . Down, Nasty and Dirty. Then maybe I'll show you mine. I'm gonna be choosy in my replies, and I predict that I'll best you every time. Be brave and avoid lying, the honor system is in place, you mincing c...
by Tim Raven
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: Best Wishes for the New Year 2011!
Replies: 16
Views: 5062

Best Wishes for the New Year 2011!

Happy New Year, Everyone!
Twenty Eleven has got to be better. In this I'm confident.

Cheers, Motherfuckers! Nostrovya!

Tim Raven
by Tim Raven
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:33 am
Forum: General
Topic: Close your eyes. What do you see?
Replies: 10
Views: 3408

Re: Close your eyes. What do you see?

Steve, with the excruciating back pain you must be experiencing, the Docs are fucking evil to only give you "kinda lame" Vicodan. Where is the fucking Morphine to make the pain go away? Your observations are very scientific and accurate and I agree with each conclusion. This is the early, ...
by Tim Raven
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: Close your eyes. What do you see?
Replies: 10
Views: 3408

Close your eyes. What do you see?

Close your eyes. What do you see? I’m curious. I’ve been thinking hard about my personal perception of reality. My questions regarding truth versus imagination or false perception have become most evident when I close my eyes during attempts at meditation. There are roiling faces and bright piercing...
by Tim Raven
Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: OK, Motherfuckers, I'm back....SHHHHSS, don't tell!!!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1937

OK, Motherfuckers, I'm back....SHHHHSS, don't tell!!!!!

Posts from 2003 at the top of the stack? How does a conversation thread start in here? I feel like a stunned monkey being jangled in a bag of rusty hammers....How does this place work? Jesus Christ on a stick, please hand me a beer, Mr. Jasper. And I wonder... Who will be the first Quisling to whine...

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