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by Kristian
Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:41 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100401.htm Adam, I'm sorry to hear about your pet troubles. Many moons ago, my childhood best friend was my cat, who also took a bad turn and required tremendous intervention on my part. Feeding her with a syringe, giving her toxic amounts of medicine, etc... It w...
by Kristian
Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:54 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

Ideas!

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100401.htm
Gwyneth M905,

It's common knowledge that Harlan subscribes to a service in Poughkeepsie, NY that sends him new ideas that he simply runs through his typewriter until a story comes out.

Duh! :)

-Kristian
by Kristian
Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:54 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

Ideas!

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100219.htm
Gwyneth M905,

It's common knowledge that Harlan subscribes to a service in Poughkeepsie, NY that sends him new ideas that he simply runs through his typewriter until a story comes out.

Duh! :)

-Kristian
by Kristian
Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The Nameless Flu

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100401.htm Harlan, Just be sure to grip your ankles and, with all the strength you can muster, yell out "Cthulhu fhtagn!" at the moment of...deposit, as it were. That should clear things right up. Or, it could unleash an ancient and nameless demigod upon the world...
by Kristian
Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The Nameless Flu

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100219.htm Harlan, Just be sure to grip your ankles and, with all the strength you can muster, yell out "Cthulhu fhtagn!" at the moment of...deposit, as it were. That should clear things right up. Or, it could unleash an ancient and nameless demigod upon the world...
by Kristian
Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:39 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The End Times

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100401.htm Well, it's about to start snowing here in southeast Texas for the second time in as many years. This, coupled with Harlan's recent grammy nomination, gives me reason to suspect that Roland Emmerich and all those sandwich-board wearing idjits screaming '...
by Kristian
Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:39 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The End Times

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100219.htm Well, it's about to start snowing here in southeast Texas for the second time in as many years. This, coupled with Harlan's recent grammy nomination, gives me reason to suspect that Roland Emmerich and all those sandwich-board wearing idjits screaming '...
by Kristian
Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:32 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The Internet

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100401.htm You know, this sort of thing with the "article" is exactly the type of ignorant, abhorrent sort of tripe that Harlan has repeatedly cited as one of the primary things he hates about the Internet - and I don't blame him. First, this is not Harlan Ellison...
by Kristian
Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:32 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

The Internet

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100219.htm You know, this sort of thing with the "article" is exactly the type of ignorant, abhorrent sort of tripe that Harlan has repeatedly cited as one of the primary things he hates about the Internet - and I don't blame him. First, this is not Harlan Ellison...
by Kristian
Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:44 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

Remakes

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100401.htm
Short and sweet: I hate remakes, but I loved Battlestar Galactica.

I embrace duality.
by Kristian
Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:44 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: December 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 18670

Remakes

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100219.htm
Short and sweet: I hate remakes, but I loved Battlestar Galactica.

I embrace duality.
by Kristian
Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:28 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: November 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 15984

Texicans Texican't!

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100401.htm This one's for you, Cindy. ;) http://tinyurl.com/ycrs8gg (On the recent revelation that the Texas constitutional amendment passed in 2005 to outlaw gay marriage technically prevents the state from granting ANY marriages to ANYONE.) Gotta love Texas!* *O...
by Kristian
Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:28 am
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: November 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 15984

Texicans Texican't!

Name: Kristian Bland Source: unca20100219.htm This one's for you, Cindy. ;) http://tinyurl.com/ycrs8gg (On the recent revelation that the Texas constitutional amendment passed in 2005 to outlaw gay marriage technically prevents the state from granting ANY marriages to ANYONE.) Gotta love Texas!* *O...
by Kristian
Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:30 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: November 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 15984

SF Fans

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100401.htm
I certainly can't speak for how our host tolerates fans, but if memory serves, there's a great segment in "All The Lies That Are My Life" that shines as a splendid example of how some types of fans _ought_ to be treated...
by Kristian
Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:30 pm
Forum: The Art Deco Dining Pavilion
Topic: Pavilion Digest: November 2009
Replies: 0
Views: 15984

SF Fans

Name: Kristian Bland
Source: unca20100219.htm
I certainly can't speak for how our host tolerates fans, but if memory serves, there's a great segment in "All The Lies That Are My Life" that shines as a splendid example of how some types of fans _ought_ to be treated...

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