The Ellison Bulletin Board

Got it. Hell of it is, now I don't even remember why I was so anxious to find it. But profoundest imaginable thanks for your kindly assistance just the same.

CLIFFORD METH, yeah, that's the bunny. Wow, gonna hafta scrolll WAY on back to find that thread.

Several years backalong, there was a very excellent thread in a blog by Josh (?) illuminating the trials of his kid as he triumphed over a bully and the craptacular handling of the situation by the school's administration. Is that thread still out there someplace? My Google Fu seems to have been hob...

Sedated. Hee. Once again it's been way too long since I popped in here. As deeply fascinated as I'm sure you all are with the minutiae of my life and lifestyle, I hardly know where to begin listing the incredible milestones I've encountered since last I polluted this space. I'm back on coffee, due t...

I've fallen way-hay-HAY out of touch with thishyer board over about the past year. Has anything notable happened that some kindly soul might mention in the abstract, so that I might snurfle through the archives to explore it in more thorough detail?

"Oh, blow it out

with its promise of

Name: Davey C. Source: unca20080913.htm WHERE? Omigodofuckyougottabeshittinme WHERE? If it ain't around here (in Iowa, so very few things actually ARE), I WILL be fronting somebody cash & prizes to ship me 2-1/2 shitloads. IT COULD BE YOU. To cop my favorite line from Baseketball, ala Bob Costas: "...

murmured a voice, off,

A three-way? "Slapping Around an Old War Hero" sounds more like a one-way to me.

Bah. Anybody who can't wander "rural dives" and find themselves submerged in pastoral bliss has Seen One Redwood, and Seen Them All.

"Well, which one's dampest?"

Shenandoh whispered from the

her Picky Picky Picky.

OXYGENE!! GOD I miss that album. I mean, it's right upstairs in my attic, but I haven't had a turntable for about fifteen years. Also, among the innumerable qualities my wife lacks is a comprehensive musical appreciation (if it's not Rickie Lee Goddamn Jones, she doesn't wanna hear it, and possessi...